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Slacks Diary
by Ranger Extreme
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Wednesday, July 18 2001
July 18th
I just got word from the pool cleaner that the Blackhawks signed Steve
Thomas. I made a call to the The Wurtzman to tell him congrats on the
signing. He asked me if I had anything on the back burner. That's
when I remembered that I had forgot the Steak-Umms I had began cooking on
the stove before I called him, unfortunatley I didn't get to them in
time. They are completely Burnt. Reminds me of my Maladog
signing last year.
I made my daily Long Distance call to the office. The cleaning lady
informed me that Jason Allison might be available. I immediately
called Harry and he was still pissed Ray had brought the Cup to
Boston. I joked that I was gonna bring the playoffs home to N.Y.
He laughed heartily quipping You wont sniff the playoff race this year not
with that sieve of a defense your sporting and no backup goalie. He
advised me to axe Don Maloney. He mocked and joked that a Maloney affiliated
team hadn't made the playoffs since the Islander David Volek Era. I hung
up on Harry he's always cranky. I forgot what I called him for in the
first place oh well...
I called David Voleks Agent. It seems David has been out of hockey for
sometime. I told Tom Renney to start the negotiations. I am to busy to be
bothered with the minor details of running a N.Y franchise. I am going to
Halifax to fly kites with ex- Facts of Life Star Mindy Cohen. I had a
great time flying Kites diary. Mindy is a wonderful gal. Only problem is
that when I look at her all I see is Tom "Old Time Hockey" Mcvie.
After the kite flying I was exhausted. I made a long distance quick call
into the office. All is still good in Rangerland. I thank the Hockey Gods
diary that there is not one hockey writer ,radio personality in the Big
Apple that has the slightest clue about hockey or my Summer of Nothing
Plan. I just keep saying to myself a penny saved is a penny earned.
Speaking of which I wonder what Steve Penney is doing these days. I'll get
Donnie on that tomorrow...
Slacks
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► NEXT GAMES
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Thursday Apr 22nd 7:00pm - Home
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Friday Apr 23rd 7:00pm - Home
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Sunday Apr 25th 6:00pm - Home
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Tuesday Apr 27th 7:00pm - Home
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Thursday Apr 29th 7:00pm - Home
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Saturday May 1st 7:00pm - Road
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Monday May 3rd 7:00pm - Home
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Wednesday May 5th 7:00pm - Home
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Complete Schedule
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September 29th, 2017
How many rostered players were on the ice for opening night 2016-17
Answer...
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► STANDINGS
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Flyers |
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Capitals |
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► RANDOM RANGER |

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OSCAR ASMUNDSON
(1932-1934)
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Nov 17 - 1908 |
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Center |
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GP: |
94 |
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7 |
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16 |
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Pts: |
23 |
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