My Dyslexia is already kicked in. I thought Zib was Carrik.

The freeze only applies to players, correct? 🙃

Speaking of Sam. His comb over looks really good tonight 😊.

Thats okay. No one is watching anyway.

What’s the over/under on the number of Ranger power plays - 0.5?

This Rangers team/organization reminds me of the old prank someone gets a flaming bag of dog shit left on their porch. Instead of assessing the situat...

I got nothing in response. You’re 100% correct.

I think/hope the alien dude is like a stick boy that has his hand on the stick rack during a game and when a player on the ice breaks his twig, he has...

Another game without a power play. WTF? Never mind, when the players that get two-thirds of TOI are pussies that stay on the perimeter and don’t ge...

Move his ass to the friggin press box. He can spin records easier there. Addition by subtraction.

I think he’s DJ’ing at his place in Chelsea tonight cause he damn sure isn’t in St. Louis. Maybe he’s gunning to be a pitch man for Head and Shoulders...

Remember: “Hockey’s different here.”

I guess they’ll just get blued off the ice tonight. Same old shit

Well, if past performance predicts future results, looks like another long night.

I keep wondering what kind of player Berard would be if he had Edstrom’s size…. Cause Edstrom doesn’t use it.